Hey, its election time again for the President of the USA. Un-fortunately, we got a Busher in the jobber. Not the first time we had a dummy for prez. Garfield was a prick too, apparently, and nobodys saying anything about him getting iced at a train station. Hows about Hoover? Or Washington. What the?! Guy had slaves. That stuff's off the chain freestyle, yo!
• The Voting the Where and the Wise
I cant remember what to do when the voting process begins because no one, and I mean no one, wants a jury dootie summons. It might as well be the INS making everybody report for immigrating to the continent 300 years ago. Olde USA was what they actually called it and Shell-o!!.... most of those guys are dead(!)
• Rock the Vote
I cant remember what rock the vote was anyways. And it wouldnt be fair for us to pay for it. Look what happened to the Swedes! There was some druggie dude from big-hair-shitty-metal and make-up coke days. Thats all I remember.
• Bush is a Bad Boy like it is, like it is
Bush is a dumb rich dude, but I bet its always been the rich dude running the shizo since the beginning of the first chieftain. I know for a fact that there is probably life in the universe. Out there. And that it is probably on planets. But they are probably getting the shaft too. "Beam it in, Scotty." Get it?
• Its All Because Prescott Bush had Sex with his Wife and Then the Sperm Took.
I dont want to blame a dumb rich guy-- its really not his fault. He seems nice and blank and uncomfortable, like the dumb kid in skool who is trying to be the 'funny' kid. But he just fucking fails all the time. In my friends case, it was just because he liked a girl.
• Hello, Reagan! We hardly knew you. Like you didnt. As well.
Reagan never really did show up for the job, but he didnt sound as stupid. He didnt even start out rich. He made the Hollywould cult of personality work for him. He was just the first wax dummy that they got to work. Cool.
• Nixon was a Free Spirit
(see Alan Parsons Project)
• Teddy Roosevelt was like the Guy from "Predator"
• Woodrow Wilson was on the Munsters
• Two Triplets in the Bush Equal Trouble
Daddy George was the CIA/Trilateral Commission Dude and angrier than his Danny dimwit progeny - George Jr. He was pissed off. Thats all
The man. Was. Just. P. O.d!! cause he and Bin-Laden used to fish together.
• And What About the White-haired Wrestler?
And that goes for the fat cross-dresser too. Now that big guy was like the Skipper (from the Gilligan show.) He was calling the shots, you can tell on that one. But the Gilligan show, although funny, is kind of tough for me to watch because it makes me heavy in the tummy. I mean, get out of Catalina! Its not that far!?! Duhhh? Man! And I think the actors got jacked in that show.
• My Point
My point is not only to exercise the vote privilege. But just exercise. You just got to go to see what happens. Do a little thigh chee.
• Money Works
When you win you have to have enough cash to buy the job. The Gore didnt get it; he had a lisp too. People hate that more than my bad grammar and Bushs dumb talk. Hes like just doing what hes told. He doesnt know about God. Maybe he wants to see a Apo-collapse so itll be all Biblical and Jesus comes back so hes just setting it up for Jesus. Maybe thats what hes thinking. Maybe those other big shots think that they will be able to bribe Jesus. I bet their egos are so big even, for THAT.
• Somebody is Going to be President.
Somebody is going to be president. Its election year!! Watch yer ass!!!