Put Yourself in the Picture!
You know how some people just seem to know what’s going on before anyone else does? They wear the latest clothes, they listen to the latest music, they know the latest celebrity gossip, and they espouse the latest opinions on everything from geek culture (in) to irony (making a comeback) to metrosexuality (fading) to Tapas bars and New Democrats (out). Plus, they always seem to have attractive friends.

Well, you’ll never be one of those people. First of all, they are usually a lot taller than you. And they know it.

But they don’t know about Modern Mirth. So this is your one chance to get a leg up on all those who have for years looked down their noses at you in smug self-satisfaction as they discuss their “interests” and “plans” and “lives.”
Fuck them! Here’s what you do. Send us your email address and we’ll let you know when the next hot and totally free issue of Modern Mirth is ready to peruse. We won’t give your info to anyone... nobody... never... no matter how much they offer us. Which, frankly, wouldn’t be very much.
Yes! I’m tired of being out of the Loop of Life. Just once, I want to know something before everyone else does. Please tell me when the next Modern Mirth is ready!