A Modern Mirth Audio Presentation

Jesus is a Comin'


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Performed by Country Rick Edwards

THE WORLD IS FULL OF SINNERS
HAVING LOTS OF FUN
THEY LAUGH AT GOD
AND BREAK COMMANDMENTS ONE BY ONE
BUT THEY WILL BE SINGING
A VERY DIFFERENT TUNE
CAUSE SOMETHING'S 'BOUT TO HAPPEN AND IT'S
'BOUT TO HAPPEN SOON

JESUS IS A- COMING
AND HE'S GONNA KICK SOME TAIL
HE'S ALL WORKED OUT AND BUFF
AND HE'S ANGRIER THAN HELL
IF YOU'RE NOT IN THE BOOK
HE'S GONNA COOK YOU THROUGH AND THROUGH
JESUS IS A- COMING AND HE'S COMING RIGHT AFTER YOU

FIRST HE'LL BASH THE HOMOS
AND THE DUPES AND FOOLS
WHO RUN THE LIBERAL MEDIA
AND THE PUBLIC SCHOOLS
NEXT HE'LL RIP THE FACES OFF
THE UNBELIEVERS THEN
HE'LL BURN THE SO-CALLED CHRISTIANS
WHO'VE NOT BEEN BORN AGAIN

JESUS IS A- COMING
AND HE'LL FILL THE WORLD WITH DREAD
BREAKIN BONES AND SMASHING STONES
ON EVERYBODY'S HEAD
IF YOU DON'T HAVE A PASS
WELL,YOUR ASS IS GRASS-A-ROO
JESUS IS A- COMING AND HE'S COMING RIGHT AFTER YOU

AND I WARN YOU FROM THIS PULPIT
HE'LL NOT HAVE FAR TO SEARCH
HE'LL DISEMBOWEL EACH CULPRIT
WHO DON'T DONATE TO THIS CHURCH

JESUS IS A- COMING
AND HE'LL WEIGH YOU ON HIS SCALE
THE PRINCE OF PEACE DON'T CARE
IF YOU CRY OR MOAN OR WAIL
HE'LL STOMP AND KICK AND GOUGE AND HIT AND
AND PUNCH AND STRANGLE, TOO
JESUS IS A- COMING AND HE'S COMING RIGHT AFTER YOU

IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GET A SMASHIN' HOLY KNEE IN THE GROIN
JUST BE SURE TO SEND SOME CASH IN STRAIGHT TO ME SO YOU CAN JOIN
THE HAPPY CONGREGATION AND AVOID DAMNATION, TOO
OR WHEN JESUS IS A-COMING HE'LL BE COMING RIGHT AFTER YOU

Armageddon outa here....are you?