Meet the Mirth Makers!

Have you seen my keys?

A: Have you looked in the couch cushions?

Q: Yeah, but they weren't in there.

A: Well, where did you have them last?

Q: I can't remember.

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Richard Levinson

Associate Editor/ Webmaster
David van Wert

Contributing Writers
Lee Barron, Anne Beatts, Dante Garza, Jeff Mandel, Bill Martin, Ted Meinetz, T. Sean Shannon

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Are you the buffoon of your block? A wise-cracking weekend wit? A quick-with-a-quip verbal jabster with mischief on your mind and a jest in your chest where your heart ought to be? And you don't need money? Well, you've landed in the right place!

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Also, any opinions expressed or implied are those of the individual writers and may not reflect the views of any other contributor. There's this one guy in particular, we call him "Mr. Opposite." He's always got some sort of problem, this guy. Always thinking for himself.
OK... he got his disclaimer, now is he happy?